Cheers! .......……………………………………………………..……….…….……. 1 - 14
An elephant walks into a bar…
Contents
Bon Appétit! ………………………………………………………….….………… 15 - 43
Dinner is served. Try the pig’s pettitoes with Twinkies for dessert.
Conspicuous Consumption …………………………………………….…….… 44 - 61 Go ahead, treat yourself, you deserve it.
Shop Till You Drop ………………………………………………………….……. 62 - 84
Mercare donec succumbas on your Roman holiday.
The Customer is Always Right …………………………………….…………… 85 - 92
Tales of the the cockamamie consumer.
David v. Goliath et al. …...……………………………………………….….……. 96 - 101 You’ll get vicarious little-guy satisfaction in how I sock it to the man.
It’s Google Time ……………………………………………….………….….….... 93 - 95 Googling by dummies.
It’s the Economy, Stupid …………………………………………….….………133 - 167
Economics is handily explained in one page so you can throw out that dense Econ 101 textbook you never understood.
The Great Recession ………………………………………………………….…168 - 176 It’s the stupid economy.
There’s No Business Like Show Business ……………………………..….. 102 - 132
Included are the rock and roll contest newsletter and the movie newsletter.
Answers are right side up unless you cheat.
Politics! …………………………………………………………….……….……... 177 - 219 Join my new party, the Militant Moderates — be reasonable or else!
Trump You! ……………………………………………………….……………...... 220 - 229
If you’re a Trumper, close your eyes while you read these 10 pages
Bijoux and Beyond ……………………………………………………….…....… 230 - 282 From the Lone Ranger Atomic Bomb Ring to The Only Law Never Broken.
On the Road Again ………………………………………………………..….….... 283 - 300 Ride a Stearns and be content (but don’t wear your bloomers).
Famous People You’ve Never Heard of …………………..………………….….301- 365
From the Ugliest Angel to the Ugliest Irishman
In Passing ……………………….……………………………………..….…..……. 366 - 448 Decline of the fudgesicle, hats, Fat Men’s Ball, Smurfs, Ninaology and much more.
Forget-Me-Not …………………………………….……………………………………...... 449 We remember them, for they are part of us.
The Sayings of Chairman Joe …………………………………….……………..... 450 - 452 Wisdom in a nutshell – a summary of all the Deep Thoughts.
Notes …………………………………………………………………………………..
Name Index ………………………………………………………………..….……….. 466 - 475
Subject Index ……………………………………………………………….…….… 476 - 489
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